Saturday, June 20, 2009

Better With Bacon :: Bandages


If wounded, do not apply bandages. Apply bacon.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Better With Bacon :: Blankets


Weave a lovely blanket out of bacon and snuggle up to your loved one on those cold and baconless nights.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Better With Bacon :: (DO NOT) Excercise

DO NOT

diet or exercise.

This will shrink your stomach and hinder your ability to eat bacon.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Better With Bacon :: Bear Attacks


In the event of a grizzly bear attack, throw bacon to distract the bear and make your getaway.

If your bacon is too precious to throw to a bear, eat it quickly to enjoy a last meal as you are being slaughtered.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Better With Bacon :: Downloads


Attach bacon to your hard drive. Every time you download a large file, the smell will be glorious.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Better With Bacon :: Nuclear Holocaust


In the event of a nuclear holocaust, place bacon near a window so it can cook.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Better With Bacon :: Shampoo


Use bacon grease instead of shampoo and give your hair a delightful sheen that will be the talk of the town.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Better With Bacon :: War

If defeated in war, use bacon to feign death. This clever disguise will help you evade enemy capture.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Better With Bacon :: Aerodynamics



Lubricate your body with bacon grease in order to be more aerodynamic. This is useful when traveling at high speeds or competing in a slippery wrestling match.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Better With Bacon :: Improve Your Life With Bacon

Introducing the How to use Bacon to make your life incredible and amazing series. A series dedicated to improving your already amazing life with the only thing we know, Bacon!

Stay Tuned for updates!

Disclaimer: Bacon is meant to make your life better NOT longer. Quality over Quantity.

NOTE: this series is not original to A Little Bacon. See the original over at KontraBand.

Friday, June 5, 2009

McDonalds Bacon Smoothie


I nominate McDonalds for the innovative Bacon drink of the day. They have recently included the option to add bacon to your iced coffee for only $0.59! I can only imagine how long it will take the other fast food joints to follow suit.

Well played McDonalds... Well played.

Pro Tip: It's not on the menu, but they'll add twice the Bacon for $1.

Thanks to @BrionS for sharing.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum


Bacon Gumballs... A new bubblegum sensation that would make Violet Beauregarde proud.

Don't you hate when you eat bacon and then after you're done you just have to eat more and more to get that great bacon flavor... No... Me neither... But if you are watching your waistline, then chewing Bacon Gumballs will help you get the awesome taste of bacon without breaking your diet.

PRO TIP: You can mimic that great bacon sizzle by chewing this gum along with some Pop Rocks.