Bacon Shoes

Every morning I wake up and wish I could put some sweet sweet pork on my feet. Well, now I can with Bacon Shoes. Some sweet Keds enhanced by Bacon. I wonder what they taste like??

Bacon Tux

If you're looking to party in style, the Bacon Tuxedo is the only way to go. It's business in the front, party in the rear... or something like that. I just hope it's not scratch and sniff.

Bacon Time

Not only will Bacon keep your hands and neck warm, but it will also help ensure you don't spend too much time in the cold! Introducing the Bacon Watch. My goodness, what will science come up with next.

Bacon Gloves

For those of you who love bacon and live in a chilly climate, you can find your Bacon Gloves here. Bacon Scarves are also available.