Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Bacon Run

Registration for the 2009 Bacon Run opens June 1st. All proceeds go to the Shriners Hospitals for Children.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Don't Reject Bacon

We don't care your religious affiliation; if you're giving away free bacon you're a friend of ours. Thank you, little girl. We accept your Bacon on behalf of all Baconkind. Seems like you're just replacing one form of idolatry with another though. Kind of looks like she's about to sprout some horns...

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Bathroom Bacon

Science is awesome. Why, you ask?

Well thanks to science, you can now dry your hands with Bacon! And it's FREE!!

Some crafty Baconpeneur has discovered a way to shoot waves of Bacon at your hands with such force it scares the wetness away. Bill Gates, look out! This guy will be nipping at your heels in no time.

p.s. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

p.p.s. Thanks Kurt!

Friday, May 22, 2009


Looking for the right treat to get your kids headed down the Bacon highway (as if Bacon itself wasn't enough)? How about breakfast in a lollipop?! Maple-Bacon flavored lollipops will fit the ticket or my name isn't Conab Nacob. Pop one of these little suckers in junior's mouth and before you know it he'll be sitting at the breakfast table with the big boys.

Thank you, Lollyphile, for making the world a tastier place.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Bacon Potato Chips

When I first read Indy in the Kitchen's recent submission for the Kettle Brand Create-a-Chip Challenge I thought it was genius. Then I started looking around and realized, Bacon Potato Chips aren't anything new. Stupid me, I'm fairly certain I've had some. Either way Kudos to the Bacon Potato Chip Engineers out there for making an already tasty treat even saltier and delicious.

I think my favorite has to go to Mike-Sells Mesquite Smoked Bacon Flavor for serving them up with a beer!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Bacon Floss

Worried about getting Bacon stuck in your teeth? Well Bacon to the rescue!! Bacon Floss, to be more specific. Those crazy folks over at Geekologie found this one, and I've gotta say, it sure beats the heck out of plain old cinnamon! Who says you can't have your Bacon and eat it too.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Bacon Skateboards

There's nothing old school about shredding it up on a Bacon Skateboard. This ain't yo momma's board and you won't catch Steve Caballero on one either. That's only because he hasn't heard of it yet! Be the first in your neighborhood to be rocking the sizzlin crispy style of a Bacon Skateboard today!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Bacon Cereal

Some folks were unfortunate enough to grow up without a hot meal for breakfast. They've recently discovered Bacon, but are still accustomed to eating out of a bowl.

Well if you're one of these people with a phobia for eating breakfast off a plate, let us introduce Bacon Cereal. It looks horribly delicious, and each bowl is guaranteed to take at least a week off your life!

Simple instructions:
  • Cook Bacon
  • Crush Bacon
  • Add Blue Cheese Dressing
  • Stir
  • Serve
Follow this link for more images and details.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Police Solve Case of the Missing Bacon

Police Solve case of the missing bacon

A Grand Rapids resident told police last week that someone had entered his home during the night and taken five pounds of bacon from the refrigerator.

Upon further investigation, police discovered his wife had gotten up for a late night snack, but was afraid to admit it.

DISCLAIMER: We tried to verify this story, but were unable to find anything other than copies of the same image. Snopes doesn't have anything either. Either way, it's hilarious.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Bacon Explosion

This one's an oldie, but a goodie. The Bacon Explosion is a culinary marvel. In short, it's seasoned Bacon, filled with Sausage, filled with more Bacon, and smothered in delicious BBQ sauce. Those folks over at BBQ Addicts sure do get the blood flowing... right before your heart stops! I think this is one of those things you should probably eat once and only once in your life.

Don't forget to check out the Bacon Explosion Fanclub, a.k.a. a guarantee that cardiologists won't be short on work any time soon. You also might want to check out some of the variations on the Bacon Explosion, some containing beef, some with hot sauce, and even a little whiskey. e.g.:

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Bacon by Jim Gaffigan

Possibly the best 5 1/2 minutes all about Bacon you'll ever see.

Jim Gaffigan:

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Worlds Colliding in the Best Possible Way

If you're a businessman (or businesswoman) who really likes your meat, and you want this reflected to everyone you meet (pun intended), might I suggest meatcards. They're business cards made out of beef jerky (Bacon's first cousin).

And while you're at it you can store your meatcards in your Bacon Wallet! It's a meat-on-meat extravaganza!! It will make all your financial transactions delicious.
Now everyone will see your awesome power and mastery over all that is meat.

Thanks to @dougbellenger (PhindMe) re-tweeting @r38y re-tweeting @meatcards.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Bacon Air Freshener

The salty aroma of the Kawaii Bacon Air Freshener is a welcome scent for any car. I would enjoy the meat candy smell during my morning commute, and be thrilled with the reminder in the afternoon commute home.

DISCLAIMER: while driving it is important to savor the bacon flavor with your eyes open and on the road!

if you do decide to purchase a Bacon Air Freshener (and really, why wouldn't you?) be sure to act quickly, as it seems the Folks in Toledo might be cornering the market: First 5,000 fans receive Bacon Air Fresheners

Monday, May 11, 2009

Bacon Corndog Ice Cream

I don't think I could say it any better than they have:
... [W]hile the taste of bacon emerged as a subtle undercurrent, the richness of the mixture was downright devilry. Sensations of maple, meat, and brown sugar streamed from the spoon in deceptively smooth ribbons of flavor, each more consummate than the last. The fresh bacon bits completed the picture perfectly, providing a savory punch and a scatter shot of focus for the bacon fat in the ice cream.
- James Boo of The Eaten Path via Serious Eats


Sunday, May 10, 2009

Deep Fried Bacon

Just when you thought the most delicious food item in the world couldn't get any more wonderful, someone goes and deep fries it. That's right, Sodolak’s Country Inn's Chicken Fried Bacon.

It's delicious and you deserve every grease topped calorie.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Bacon Candy

Is it candy? Is it Bacon? It's both! It's Bacon Candy! The folks over at Hey That Tastes Good have provided DIY instructions on how to make your own Bacon Candy. Now you can clog your arteries and rot your teeth all at the same time!

Friday, May 8, 2009

Bacon Doggie Cakes

We all know Homo Sapiens love Bacon, but animals do too! That's why we're presenting the Bacon Birthday Cupcake for Doggies. Because there's nothing better than enjoying your favorite food with your favorite friend.

p.s. Nothing says you can't eat them too!

Bacon Cakes

Wow, these look like the most delicious cupcakes I've ever seen.

Next time I'm in Boulder Colorado I'll have to swing by Tee & Cakes to try some.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Bacon Lip Balm

Do you ever find yourself lip-locked with your significant other, only to find yourself craving the sweet sweet flavor of Bacon? Well thanks to the folks over at J&D, you can now satisfy both carnal cravings at once. Introducing Bacon Lip Balm. For the times when kisses alone just aren't quite enough.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Bacon's Best

Welp, it's official. Bacon is the best meat out there (which also makes it undoubtedly the best food out there).

In a nail-biter, Bacon edged out Steak in a 57%-43% victory, claiming the title of Meat Maddness: Favorite Meat in the World!!!

Not that I ever had any question, but it's nice to see this put on the record. Gooo Bacon!

Bacon Chocolate

Do you like Chocolate? Yes? Who doesn't...

Do you like Bacon? Duh? Who doesn't...

Combining the two was only a matter of time, and I'm sure this isn't the first incarnation, and it definitely won't be the last. Either way, we are now graced with the presence of Mo's Bacon Bars. Mmmm salty sugary goodness.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Bacon Salt

Do you ever have that feeling like your salt tastes a little bland? That it's missing that special something? J&D's has the solution to your problem. Bacon Salt. It's Fat Free, Calorie Free, Vegetarian (a term I didn't think I'd ever be using in this blog), Kosher, and alllll Natural. So what are you waiting for? There's no reason everything can't taste like Bacon!

Now in Original, Hickory, Peppered, and au Natural

Monday, May 4, 2009

Bacon Lance

This is quite possibly the epitome of Bacon usage. The Bacon Lance, capable of cutting through steel.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Tactical Bacon

Stock up on Tactical Bacon so when Zombies attack you can still eat GREAT!

The new Tactical Bacon from CMMG ® includes 9 ounces of pre-cooked bacon goodness, ready for any apocalyptic scenario with a 10+ year shelf-life.

Bacon Cinnamon Roll

There is something terrifyingly amazing, disgusting yet delicious, about the thought of a Bacon Cinnamon Roll. It's meat and desert all wrapped up into breakfast. I only wonder why I didn't think of it first.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Squeez Bacon®

Eating bacon with no cleanup? Can life get better? I submit that it CANNOT! (Brian Regan - Live)

Thanks to ThinkGeek and Vilhelm Lillefläsk for bringing us bacon in a bottle, otherwise known as Squeez Bacon®.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Bakon Vodka

Bacon at breakfast not enough for you? How about adding a little savory Bacon flavor to your night cocktail?

We bring you Bakon Vodka.

The company's description:
Bakon Vodka is a superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It’s clean, crisp, and delicious.

Bacon Key

I wonder what it would take to get this Bacon Key wired up to some Rube Goldberg type contraption that would make you Bacon on demand, whenever the urge should arise...