Saturday, May 23, 2009

Bathroom Bacon

Science is awesome. Why, you ask?

Well thanks to science, you can now dry your hands with Bacon! And it's FREE!!

Some crafty Baconpeneur has discovered a way to shoot waves of Bacon at your hands with such force it scares the wetness away. Bill Gates, look out! This guy will be nipping at your heels in no time.

p.s. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

p.p.s. Thanks Kurt!

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